The Eagle’s Tale staff would like to make it clear that we are not mad. We’re just disappointed.
We had to wake up fifteen minutes earlier this morning to avoid icy road conditions because the participation in Hoodie Hoo Day was obviously insufficient. Thanks ‘Murica.
Yesterday was Northern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day. On such day, the inhabitants of the Northern Hemisphere must all go out into nature and carol the words of the Hoodie Hoo. If such call is effectively performed, the frost of winter will recede to make way for the warmth and joy that come with spring.
“If you do the Hoodie Hoo chant right, it should be like pixie dust in Peter Pan,” associate editor Kori Adair said. “But now instead of flying off into a springtime Neverland, I’m just really cold.”
According to our online poll, the three suspected human beings who refused to participate in the tradition of Hoodie Hoo Day are to blame for this frigid monstrosity of a Thursday morning.
“Many storms in the past have been avoided due to the strength and determination of the avid Hoodie Hooers,” staff reporter Maisie Dyer said. “As a participant in Hoodie Hoo, I am truly disappointed in the lack of participation.”
As we all endure this cold-hearted lesson sent to us by Mother Nature, the snow and our extreme disapproval in the student body continue to pile high.
“Come on guys, it was so simple,” staff reporter Josh Collins said. “All you had to do was walk outside and yell at Mother Nature and tell her, ‘HOODIE HOO!’”
