Adolfo Valverde

“I am very funny,” junior Adolfo Valverde said. “My friends think of me as the jester. A walrus walks into a bar. Polar bear asks the walrus, ‘What’s with the long face?’ The walrus is just like, ‘I have teeth.’ Why is the giant dragon a tractor? Because he’s a potato. Why is he a potato? Because he’s got no legs. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ‘Why the long face?’ The horse replies, ‘Because I ran out of glue.’ These are supposed to be bad jokes. That’s why they’re funny. I make them up or hear other people saying them. I like to make other people laugh and smile. It makes me feel happy.”