The way Folks rocks
October 21, 2009 by adviser
Filed under Arts & Entertainment, What You Said, What We Said
Last week we polled to see which teacher would most likely lead a secret life as a rock star, and Eric Folks led the charts with 30 percent of the vote. This is how we see Mr. Folks taking the stage.
-He would most likely play bass or harmonica for a band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.
-He would drive an energy-efficient tour bus that runs on bio-diesel.
-His band would play charitable events to save cannibalistic polar bears and kids in Africa.
-His guitar would be in the shape of a recycling symbol.
-His lyrics would be in MLA format.
-Rather than smoke machines and strobe lights, his concerts would be well lit and smell of fresh candles.
-He would melt faces with his ballads about William Shakespeare and Hamlet.
-His hit song would be based on Lord of the Flies.
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