Dodging Prom Date Dilemas

Can girls ask guys to prom?

Eddie: Can they? Yes. Should they? No. We have the responsibility for this one. However, ladies if you’re an upperclassman and you want to ask a guy, you may. If he just won’t ask you, then go for it.

Riley: It depends on how much chest hair you ladies have. If you got a light wisp of grass, than let the men take the reins. But if you’re a butch hairy man-o-woman, then go for it.

How do I ask a girl to prom?

Eddie: This is the time to be really creative and win her heart over. Marshall Hinders did an outstanding job at Eagle Idol asking Kelsey Smith in front a majority of the school. Nice job, Marshall. However if you’re asking someone who lives out of town, you’ll have to put a lot more thought into it. Props to Dillon Heiman for his YouTube prom request when he asked Chandler Storer of far away. As for me I am choosing this route.

Sabraé Mishon Precure. Will you go to prom with me?

Riley: The guys shouldn’t sweat this one. Females are inclined to say yes no matter what. That’s just how it works. If a female turns you down, she’s not much of a female. As a response to a man’s proposal, the female should present large sums of cash, candy, and a legal document stating that the restraining order between you two has been lifted.

What to wear to prom?

Eddie: You can’t go wrong with tradition and class. Keep that in mind and you can’t go wrong when you’re picking out your promenade attire.

Riley: Choice one: Overalls, mullet, and big black commando boots. Choice two: A KISS costume. Choice Three: The most obvious choice, the tuxedo. Oh and for women it doesn’t matter but you better look good, if that’s possible.

How much do I spend?

Eddie: Prom can get expensive, if you let it. Dinner can stay cheap by going to someone’s house. A smart long-term investment would be to buy a suit and just rent a vest and tie. No one will know the difference.

Riley: The main thing you want to spend money on for prom is the tux. You have to look like James Bond if you want the night to be memorable. It doesn’t matter what the girl wears, no one cares anyway. After you’re dressed, you need to head out and pick up your numerous dates, and then make sure that all of them split the cost of dinner and you get off easy. This question is something the women should worry about, not the men.

What to drive to prom?

Eddie: Keep it simple. You’re only in the vehicle for minutes. I tried the limo thing last year. It wasn’t worth the hassle or money. Just make sure to clean, wash, and freshen up whatever car you take.

Riley: Who said anything about driving? She walks, you take the Bell Helicopter. She will also pay the rental fee for said helicopter. You may escort her home, however, because you know how girls always complain about their heels killing them.

How to act at prom?

Eddie: Don’t freak out and overstress things. Just like any other date, being yourself is essential. If you are always over analyzing things and worrying about everything, you’re bound for failure.

Riley: Act the same way you would at your father’s fourth wedding. Anything goes.

What to do after prom?

Eddie: Two words. Be smart.

Riley: I would say since you just got done treating her to a night of fantastic fun, make her give you a foot rub. Oh, and if Star Wars in 3D comes out by then you should go to that.