The Eagle's Tale » What You Said, What We Said http://eaglestaleonline.com The School Newspaper of Canyon High School Fri, 18 May 2012 19:58:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The way Folks rocks http://eaglestaleonline.com/arts-entertainment/2009/10/21/the-way-folks-rocks/ http://eaglestaleonline.com/arts-entertainment/2009/10/21/the-way-folks-rocks/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:49:55 +0000 adviser http://eaglestaleonline.com/?p=787 Last week we polled to see which teacher would most likely lead a secret life as a rock star, and Eric Folks led the charts with  30 percent of the vote. This is how we see Mr. Folks taking the stage.

-He would most likely play bass or harmonica for a band like Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

-He would drive an energy-efficient tour bus that runs on bio-diesel.

-His band would play charitable events to save cannibalistic polar bears and kids in Africa.

-His guitar would be in the shape of a recycling symbol.

-His lyrics would be in MLA format.

-Rather than smoke machines and strobe lights, his concerts would be well lit and smell of fresh candles.

-He would melt faces with his ballads about William Shakespeare and Hamlet.

-His hit song would be based on Lord of the Flies.

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